Assistant Director Gifts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Bright idea

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Yes, can I help you?'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Under new blame.

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Tabletop Theatre

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Innovation & Calculation

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.