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'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

Turkey Autopsy

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Do you have an appointment?"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

InIn by-products.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

In - Out - Pending.

Not much money, glory, or praise

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"