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'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Good Luck!

Shake it all about sign on desk

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Turkey Autopsy

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Do you have an appointment?"

In - Out - Pending.

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

A clerk asking for time off to get married.

InIn by-products.

"My assistant will show you the ropes."

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."