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You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'Okay.. what the hell.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Turkey Autopsy

Bryan Ferry

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'

'Caw blimey!'

Monday around 9PM.

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

'They call it the people dance.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Turkey Autopsy

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"Curiosity."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Cause of death: Just one of those things.

Jason and the Aga notes.

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'It's a cursor.'

Confirmation of Westminster School Boys at the Abbey

"I just love take-out."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'