Assembly Artist T-Shirts

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'I think you were supposed to wait a while after drinking it.'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Caution: use only under child supervison

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Origami Mail

Christmas gift requiring assembly.

''Amazing amount of assembly required'.'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

'...and it absolutely must be assembled!'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

"Don't worry. Think of it as putting together that Swedish furniture...there's always pieces left over."

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

A flat-pack cow.

'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'

Extra parts to confuse people.

'It's our new assembly line. When the person at the end of the line has an idea, he puts it on the conveyor belt, and as it passes each of us, we mull it over and try to add to it.'