Furniture Assembly Aficionado T-Shirts

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Den Furniture

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

DIY.