Furniture Assembly Aficionado Pillows

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Uh, dad - you might want to check the measurements again.'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"Man's best friends."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Fittd shēt

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Den Furniture

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."