Assembly Worker T-Shirts

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Pipe Dream.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Motivation to work

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'