Aspiring Pet Owner T-Shirts

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

No littering...

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Be kind"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Robot walking pet robot

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"You took too long!"

Puppies

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"I couldn't keep up the payments."