Aspiring Pet Owner Pillows

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

"Pick me!"

"Cat box"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Be kind"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

No littering...

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Robot walking pet robot

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"You took too long!"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Puppies

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."