Aspiring Parenthood Gifts

"It's for Betty's baby shower...she's not pregnant yet, but is hoping for a successful weekend!"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

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'He has your nose and my ears.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"They look so young and helpless."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Baby, baby maker

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Two children play with a pedal bin

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

"So! When's the big day?"