Aspiring Parenthood Prints

"It's for Betty's baby shower...she's not pregnant yet, but is hoping for a successful weekend!"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"They look so young and helpless."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Baby, baby maker

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

Two children play with a pedal bin

"So! When's the big day?"

'He's more supportive after his nap.'