Aspiring Lobbyists Gifts

"The whole time I served in the US congress, I dreamed of exactly this: being a wealthy lobbyist sitting here with you."

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Oligarchy

Political convention

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Gun laws US

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Everyone distrusts spin. . . so let's go back to old-fashioned lying.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

COP26

We have a dream....

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"Do you take dark money?"

Distraction.

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

Automatic Congressman

State of the Union

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Count on the People