Aspiring Firecracker Handler Gifts

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Woman escapes with cats.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

California fires and Coronavirus

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'What training do I get?'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Heroes

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Cave cow makes grass fire.

"I got my wish!"

Dog prank

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

"At this point I think your computer problems needs more than a fan."

"Cancel that call to tech-support. This may be beyond their capabilities."

Northeast Diet Center.

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

Safety first - do not store certain items together.

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

A day in the life of a Forest Fire Fighting Crew.

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

Volunteer Fire Dept. I know I'm not a Dalmatian - I'm a volunteer, too!

"Warning: Read page six before igniting the 'Hose-Head' firecracker."