Ash Tray Aficionados Gifts

The End...

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

Sheds

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Well Inspector - that little trap you set seems to have worked!"

England And The Ashes

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

An evolutionary turning point.

Volcano and plane

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Happy St. Patrick's Day

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

'I think we'll pass on having wine with dinner, but thanks for the ashtray.'

'Bleedin' volcanic ash!'

'Have you lost the plot?'

"I thought we'd decided on the gold leaf pattern."

No personal food trays.

THE FART HEARD ROUND THE WORLD

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

Ricky Ponting

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'You've got some cheek. Your middle order collapsed years ago.'

Bucket List: I wish people would stop using me as an ashtray!

Making the best of it. - man happy that he gets a swim and a shower bath at once

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'