Artsy Romantics Gifts

Cupid paints Stop sign

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Dancing in pyjamas

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Old Book Smell

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

William Wordsworth

Two minds but with a single thought.

Antiques

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.