Bookish Romantics Gifts

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Dancing in pyjamas

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Reading in the family.

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

John Galsworthy

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

Romance

DATING FOR NON-DUMMIES

"Do you have any why-to books?"

Octopus

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

Alexander Pushkin

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"