Artsy Romantics T-Shirts

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Right click for yes...

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Dancing in pyjamas

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Two minds but with a single thought.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

William Wordsworth

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Antiques

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg