Artsy Jailbird Gifts

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

"White Collar Prison"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

Exhibition for Prisoners

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Cross-country knitting.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Rodin's Block

Joker in jail

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

Pimlico

When artists have day jobs.

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

Bach in the Box

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Love in prison.

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."