Artsy Fingers Mugs

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

A Symphony of Penguins

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Mozart eating noodles.

Artist Painting Dollar.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Pimlico

Rodin's Block

Plaster of Paris

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

When artists have day jobs.

Bach in the Box

Dip Pen Bouquet