Artsy Tinkerer Mugs

'So!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Early cyborg.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Fixing the Computer.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Edison invents the personal stereo

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."