Artsy Tinkerer Prints

'So!'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Young Frankenstein"

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Early cyborg.

Gadget geek.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"We do all those old tricks electronically now."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Fixing the Computer.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"Our robot vacuum's setting might be set too high. Our carpet is gone."