Artsy Fingers Gifts

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Sub-Zero BRAIN FREEZE

'It's my main decorating motif.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Lovers dressed as pears

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Mozart eating noodles.

Artist Painting Dollar.

A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Bill Oddie

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

Rodin's Block

Pimlico

Plaster of Paris

"If you're such a good artist how I come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?"

When artists have day jobs.

Bach in the Box