Artistic Jailbird Pillows

Exhibition for Prisoners

"White Collar Prison"

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

Joker in jail

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

Love in prison.

Prison Paintings

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Look on the bright side -- we could still be in the MARKET.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

'So what's your recommendation? I suggest a tunnel.'

"It's no good you hiding, Whacker. Your release date's today and that's final!"

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

'There. Now you have the job security you've always wanted.'

Con Artist.

"I took the money and ran, but unfortunately, not fast enough."

"I consider myself fortunate. All the guys I grew up with are either dead or attorneys."