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Rodin's Irish Judge

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Theatre Crowd

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Mr Metrosexual.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Nick Cave

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leonore from Fidelio

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Coot on a jetty

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?