Artisanal Shopping Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cheesemaker

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"The innocence seems forced."

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

William Morris

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Landfill Trends through the ages.

Now at the Farmers' Market

Gentrification of the fridge

The Corner Shop.

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

"It was your job to make a grocery list and the only thing you have written down is 'Milk'???"

A blacksmith shaping a horse shoe on an anvil.

En Pointe.

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

'Well, tests show that you have had a small heart attack - what one might call a boutique heart attack.'

'Free Coffee' and 'Hand Crafted Mugs, $15.'

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