Handcrafted Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"She's a natural!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Crocheting during lockdown

Cheesemaker

A man working on a model airplane

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Please hurry with the bookshelves, these things are heavy."

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

'You just continue to grow.'

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J

"I don't think Grammy liked the way her last crochet project turned out."