Artisanal Products Pillows

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Bottle Distillery

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

About the potter.

"How are we on bread?"

Luthier

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Pottery Slam

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Pottery

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Artisanal Pottery

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cheese Hole

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Surreal Weather