Artisanal Goods Pillows

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Bottle Distillery

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

About the potter.

"How are we on bread?"

Luthier

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Pottery Slam

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Artisanal Pottery

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Cheese Hole

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

Rebels without a magic marker