Artisan Of Love Gifts

Romantic Glass Blower

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

Luthier

About the potter.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"How are we on bread?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Pottery Slam

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Artisanal Pottery

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Cottage Industry

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cheesemaker