Artisan Of Love Mugs

Romantic Glass Blower

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

About the potter.

"How are we on bread?"

Luthier

Pottery Slam

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

Artisanal Pottery

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Gentrification of the Fridge.

Dip Pen and Grindstone

Cheesemaker

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Cottage Industry