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The Jerry Scarer

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Really big bang

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Groucho Chicken

Playpen Jailbreak.

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.