Army Amusement T-Shirts

The Jerry Scarer

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Diving Cat.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

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Panzer Hut.

Lunch break.

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

The March to Finchley.

'Quick! We need more quarters!'

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

"You all know General Petersen from I.T."

'Number one platoon will be on patrol. . . number three will be playing peek-a-boo.'

'Sorry son, you can't join: You're flat-footed...'

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

'I told my mom we're going to take part in war games and she sent my old game controllers.'

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.

Camelflage - Soldiers with camels strapped to their backs.

'This is one place in the army where you have to hurry to and they don't keep you waiting!'

"When we lay someone off, we try to make it a pleasant experience for them."

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