Artful Absurdist Pillows

Paul Verlaine

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Nonsense Poem

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

I want to be a lawn!

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"I can't wait to post this."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

G.K. Chesterton.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

'Going down?'

"It's good luck."

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'I wonder how you flush this thing?'

God has an attack of vertigo

Have you seen this toaster?

Shrinking beggar.

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.