Modern Absurdist Pillows

Man begs with sign saying: 'Please help - Portable advertising fine to pay.'

G.K. Chesterton.

"I can't wait to post this."

Self-serve island

Crab with a clown face.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Nihilistic customer service"

Nonsense Poem

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

I want to be a lawn!

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Nikolai Gogol

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

Post Post

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

Cakeless.

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

"I'm afraid the only thing we have in your line of work at the moment is a bingo caller in Milton Keynes."

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

Paul Verlaine

The very rare and elusive Eskimo turtle.

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"