Art Style Analyst T-Shirts

"One problem is we have a clash of styles."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Return Of The Minipants

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

'Picasso'

Bald Man Overcomb

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'