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"One problem is we have a clash of styles."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

'Picasso'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

It bag and no knickers!

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"If they fit, we can return them."

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

'This is me at my most masculine.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I had a dress once."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.