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"Does it hurt if I press here?"

A Puppet Named Juan

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'He does.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"How about a hand."

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Finger puppets in church.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'