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Design for the Prospectus of The Savoy I- Censored

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Misunderstood artist

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'