Art Nouveau Appreciator Pillows

Design for the Prospectus of The Savoy I- Censored

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Misunderstood artist

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Artist on the Beach

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.