Lover Of Art Nouveau Pillows

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock Studio

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Yoko Ono

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Art Gallery.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Smithsonian

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

Biker At Museum

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"