Lover Of Art Nouveau Mugs

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Well....I could've done this!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Jackson Pollock Studio

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Art Gallery.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

Jackson Pollock as a child

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

"He's left out the staples"

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Smithsonian

"Forget it - she's out of your league."