Art Nouveau Admirers T-Shirts

The Climax - J'ai baise ta Bouche

Rape of the Lock- The Battle of the Beaux and the Belles

The Artist

Cocktails on the verandah.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Projectile painting.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Cats at private view

Shell Fire

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Feel better, dear?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Thermidor Dali

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'I like the frame.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

Artists Cats

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.