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Frontispiece for Juvenal

The Artist

"Well....I could've done this!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Projectile painting.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Jackson Pollock Studio

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Breakfast surreal.

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Aubrey Beardsley