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The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Cover Design for Smither's 'Catalogue of Rare Books'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Alberich - Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

The Ascension of the Rose of Lima

Aubrey Beardsley

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'