Art Nouveau Aficionados Gifts

Frontispiece for Juvenal

The Artist

"Well....I could've done this!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Projectile painting.'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Jackson Pollock Studio

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Art Gallery.

The Cremaster Cycle

Easter Candy Island.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Donald Glover

Breakfast surreal.

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Aubrey Beardsley

Tracey Emin's Bed