Art Nouveau Gifts

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Design for the Prospectus of The Savoy I- Censored

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'They all want to play the star.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I gotta be me!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Selfie

bird interprets modern art

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

It's a call from Tate modern.

'Projectile painting.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Picasso: The Early Years