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John and Salome

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

The Eyes of Herod - Influenced by Whistler's Peacock Room

The Kiss of Judas - Woman and Baby Under Tree

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Cariactures

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Horti-Culture

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Distractions Of The Great

"Mr. Right!"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Baroque Peacock

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Spring Training