Art Manager Gifts

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

That shows business confidence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Dolores is so avant garde.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Art of Surviving

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

In the art gallery

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

TV stage door

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Understanding art.

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

How Art Works.

'It's a selfie.'