Art Manager T-Shirts

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Dolores is so avant garde.

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

Art of Surviving

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

In the art gallery

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'Of course we can afford it, Reginald. Just get yourself fired as CEO!'

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

TV stage door

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Understanding art.

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

'It's a selfie.'

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."