Funding Cuts for the Arts
Arts Administrator T-Shirts
Promote their passion for the arts with a witty arts administrator t-shirt. Comfortable and clever, it's an ideal way for them to wear their love for the creative world.
Sunken treasure...
"Our auditorium was destroyed in a pitched battle between the 'Save London's Theatres' Campaign and the Theatres Trust."
Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.
The Sculptor
Save the Arts
More Arts Council cuts...
"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."
I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
'Let's not go by the book.'
"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
In basket-case.
IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.
'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'
"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."
Online form - Submit.
In/Out/These Things Happen.
'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.
'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.
"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
Arts Administrator T-Shirts Collection
Arts Administrator Mugs
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Arts Administrator Pillows
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Arts Administrator Prints
Decorate their space with stunning prints that celebrate the arts and the vital role of administrators. Perfect for inspiring their creative environment.