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'If we could just get rid of a few of these lecturers and students, we'd have a great university on our hands.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Ethics exam cheater.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

In basket-case.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

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"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Flags

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.